Thank you so much for the comedy gold, John Gomez!
I can assure you this isn’t a series of tweets, something you can see for yourself by following the bird. Due to platform requirements, I’m a lot pithier on twitter, obviously, but just as blunt.
If I may be so bold, I suspect your allergy to the term “masses” is in fact an inability to detect irony. I’m not very good at it either, but I’m working on it.
And no, I’m not trying to be the future of writing as I happen to live in the present and haven’t found a way to teleport yet.
If so, please tell me more. Contact deets in bio or leave a comment below if you like.